power of Beer!!
Beer is the essence of life. One mug beer unfolds the mysteries of creation and the timeless wonder of man's capacity to find intoxicating substances to liberate one's soul from physical constraints.
It is all about man's striving through this existential ordeal to reach a "higher" plane.
Your beer is your Bhagwaan, your bar your temple...your bargirl your Devi.
Do not doubt it, beer is everywhere...in the distillery, in the kegs, in your mug, in somebody's vomit, in the loo...but wherever it maybe ...
most importantly it is inside you...unless you're so sloshed that you pour it over your lap.
They say that you use a mere fraction of your brain, as teeny weeny as it maybe... beer helps you fulfil your own full potential.
Don't you think you see the world with a totally new confident perspective after a pitcher or two. Doesn't communicating with absolute strangers become easier? Doesn't it make you braver, more open to molesting someone in public?
Thats the power of beer.
Your body knows best... the day the craving stops... thats the day you start dying.
So drink freely of the nectar that a bikini-clad Vijay Mallya bequeaths to you...
Of sublime tastes and emotions that evoke in ye
You being his patron, he entreats thee.
in the immortal words of churchill:
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol
has taken out of me.
Hic!!

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