Office Humour :)

Maybe I've been in a working environment for too long.. but I found this funnier than the ads posted by desperate and linguistically challenged gais an' gaals looking to be making frands with other "open-minded", "fun-loving" types through DT, HT City, or those online dating/matrimonial websites which I never visit (the very thought!)...

I think its because of the comments... (3 Hours Later: Or maybe not...)


Cover letter: I would be prepared to meet with you at your earliest convenience to discuss what I can do to your company."
I am thinking... a horse's severed head.

Cover letter: "It is my professional objective to obtain a position which allows me to make use of my commuter skills."
I think we can oblige

Cover letter: Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer."
Sounds uncomfortable.

Cover letter: "Enclosed is my resume for your viewing pleasure."
Hold on while I get the chips..

Cover letter: "You are privileged to receive my resume."
We'll try not to let it go to our heads.

Cover letter: "To mature in the field of human behavior."
Having conquered the animal world?

Cover letter: Experience: "10 years of experience in financail budgiting and transactions rigistering."
But limited experience with the spell-check function.

Cover letter: "Please overlook my resume."
too late...

Cover letter: "I'm submitting the attached copy of my resume for your consumption."
Yum.

Cover letter: Skills: "Grate communication skills."
Yes, but can you talk and chop at the same time?

Cover letter: Experience: "Responsibilities included recruiting, screening, interviewing and executing final candidates."
CIA not working out anymore eh?

Cover letter: "Salary demanded - $65,000."
Would you like that in small, unmarked bills?

Cover letter: Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."
Did you minor in ear piercing?

Cover letter: "I've updated my resume so it's more appalling to employers."
It has worked…

Cover letter: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable."
Unquestionably Hired!